Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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