So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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