your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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