I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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