I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We left the knife in your bed.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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