HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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