your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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