I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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