It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I supernannyed him into submission
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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