they need to just BURY HIM!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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