He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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