After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Randomize
