I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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