Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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