: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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