ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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