My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
nutella sex= disaster
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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