There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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