i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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