She announced her abortion via fbk
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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