I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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