so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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