its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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