Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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