Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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