Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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