It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Dick very happy bro
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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