I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm really busy with my period
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