I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
