I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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