hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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