i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
