1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
