WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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