is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I want to be your penis for a week.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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