She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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