Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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