I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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