What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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