I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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