just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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