I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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