dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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