I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
