i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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