cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
