Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
All I want is dick and wine.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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