Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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