I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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