I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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