69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm getting married
To pizza
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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